The chart is the map. Red tiles carry an exercise, outlined ones are muscles you must not recruit, and the rest a camera cannot see contract. Pick from the list below.
Solid tiles carry an exercise. Dashed tiles are suppression targets — muscles the app watches to be sure they are not firing, because a face that cheats recruits its neighbours. Dimmed tiles are real muscles a camera cannot see contract: the pterygoids behind the jaw, the hyoid straps under the chin, the vestigial ones that move your ears.
It is folklore. It comes from the old line about frowning taking 43 muscles, which has no anatomical source. Real counts run from about 20 to about 60 depending on what you include. This roster commits to 43 and shows its working — every counting decision is on the tile.
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The 43 reads your face entirely inside this browser. No video is uploaded, recorded, or sent anywhere — there is no server to send it to. Grant camera access to begin.
Look straight at the camera and relax everything: brow, jaw, lips. We are recording your face at rest, so that every measurement afterwards is a change from you — not from an average of other people's faces.
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This is strength and control training for a set of muscles you have never deliberately trained. It is not a facelift, and we are not going to tell you it is.
One trial has properly measured this. Alam et al., JAMA Dermatology, 2018: twenty weeks of daily facial exercise, rated blind by dermatologists. Cheek fullness improved, upper and lower. Estimated age fell from 50.8 to 48.1 years. Nothing else moved — not forehead lines, not frown lines, not crow's feet, not nasolabial folds, not the lips.
That trial had sixteen completers, no control group, and the founder of the face-yoga program as a coauthor. Every systematic review since, including one from 2025, concludes the evidence is insufficient to establish efficacy. The protocol that produced the one positive result was thirty minutes a day for eight weeks, then every other day for twelve more. Eleven of twenty-seven people dropped out. If you do ten minutes here, you are below the studied dose, and you should know that.
Dynamic wrinkles are made by repeated muscle contraction — that is the entire premise of botulinum toxin. Frontalis, corrugator, procerus and the eye ring are precisely the muscles whose repetition draws lines. Alam found no worsening over twenty weeks, but that is a null result at n=16, not a clearance. So: no eye-squeeze drills, no forehead rep work. The upper face gets awareness and release, and the training volume goes to the mid-face and the platysma, where the one positive finding actually lives.
Across the twelve studies in the 2025 review, no adverse events were reported. That is genuinely reassuring. It is also exactly what you would expect from small uncontrolled studies that were not looking for harms.